25 Random Things

Since everybody else is doing a Random 25, I might as well do it too. But my 25 isn't too random, because it's about the 25 most jocked trends over the past couple of years. peep

1. A milli, a milli, a mi-a mi-a million jockers on a wack ass song
2. I got swag
3. I'm a blood look at my rag
4. Hi Hater/lack of talent reckognizer!!
5. Dee vs. Deez Nuts
6. Crank that superspiderbatmouseaquahorsemeatwolverinevenomsupersaiyan YOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!
7. I'm a 100% goon nigga!! where my goons at??!!
8. R.I.P. Auto Tune
9. "Do the...." So many do-the's.... Do the kiss-my-ass, and then crank that kick rocks
10. My leg has always smelled good and it always will.
11. And my booty shall remain clean.
12. Top notch hoes get the mo.... the m......wtf??? when did the pimp handbook change?
13. The next rapper to sing "i'm the best rapper alive" will get slapped in the face with a live tuna fish,
or popped in the mouth with a shoe like my mama used to do me.

14. I'm Famous
15. Man scarf man scarf man scarf man scarf
man scarves are not for everybody, very few in fact. how u gon be a goon and u wearing a scarf??
16. Dumb tattoos..... i'm talking bout the ones that say shit like "Hi Hater" or "I'm Famous" or "100% Goon"
(sigh)(smirk)
17. "freestyling" videos..... if ur not FREESTYLING, don't call it a FREEEEEEEESTYYYYYLLLLEEE!!! leave that to the pros please and thank u.
18. Lil Wayne lines in facebook statuses have got to stop happening.
19. Love Reality shows
20. punchlines in rap. thank y'all for ruining that. i appreciate it.
21. maybe the worst of all...."Ya digg??"
22. "25 random things about me".... the latest
23. (people need something to jock)
24. (Zoo animals eat what they get fed.)
25. (^^^me calling u a zoo animal, except real zoo animals have no choice)

let me know if i missed something lol